The funniest jokes from a survey of the Top 50 Funniest Jokes: (This was ranked #1): A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man… Read more
One liners from the workplace:
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I write: "A very good doctor."
The workers at the Federal Mint went on strike today. They are demanding to make less money!
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.