“The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.” – Doug Larson
“Puns are little ‘plays on words’ that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.” – Dave Barry
For the last 3 years, Andrew Tarvin has used his Twitter account almost exclusively share puns he has thought of. This book is a collection of his very best (or very worst depending on how you look at it).
Inspired by the hashtag #drewtarvintweets, created by his friends when they wanted to share a bad pun themselves, this book contains 365 puns, one-liners, and plays on words that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and probably boo.