A collection of absurd tech support stories from 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar 2011
On Customers Who Are Panes in the Neck:
Tech Support: Do you have any windows open right now?
Customer: Are you crazy? It’s twenty below outside.
Tech Support: What does the screen say now?
Customer: It says, “Hit ENTER when ready.”
Tech Support: Well?
Customer: How do I know when it’s ready?
On Computer Customers, Short on RAM:
Tech Support: What type of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
On Those Little Computer Postmen Deserve a Break, Too!:
Tech Support: What is your problem?
Customer: I was going to send an email to someone wanted to know–will it get delivered today even though it’s President’s Day?
More stupid things said in 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar 2011