Stupid interview questions. Clever answers (from Ask a Manager):
Q: If you could be a tree, what tree would you be?
Anonymous said: “I’d much rather be on the other end. You know, a lumberjack.”
Q: What type of animal are you most like?
Rebecca said: “An E. Coli bacterium. Most people think I’m evil and I stink, but I’m actually an extremely hard worker and very efficient. In fact, once you have me, you won’t be able to function all that well without me. I’m perfectly happy doing a job no one else wants to do. And I’m only a troublemaker when I get outside my area. Really. … and I only stink when I get excited.”