Good Excuses for Calling in Sick


Every now and then there’s days where you just don’t want to work at all.  Here’s a list of excuses you can try (results may vary):

  • My dog ate my Blackberry and I didn’t know what day it was.
  • There was a spider in my bathroom so I couldn’t get dressed.
  • My mom didn’t wake me up again
  • I think I am pregnant.

(from Excuses for Calling in Sick)

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