Amusing Excuses for Being Late to Work


Here are some of the most outrageous excuses for being late to work, from

  1. My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
  2. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
  3. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.
  4. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
  5. I had to go to bingo.

(via Excuses for Calling in Sick)

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