A Little Legal Humor


A little legal humor from 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar 2011

On Funny, Neither Do We:

“I don’t make orange juice from lemonades.” – closing argument made by an assistant district attorney

On Zombies, Legal:

Attorney: When was the last time you saw the deceased?
Witness: At his funeral.
Attorney: Did he make any comments to you at that time?

On This is What’s Wrong with Our Legal System

Defendant’s reply to plaintiffs response to defendant’s motion to strike plaintiff’s reply to defendant’s opposition to plaintiff’s motion for protective order, or, in the alternative, application for hearing. – title to a filing in the US District Court, San Antonio

More legal humor found in 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar 2011

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