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by Drew on October 15, 2009 in Learn with Humor

George Carlin was one of the best comedians of our time.  In between his bits that made some people cringe at his use of language, he educated a world of people with insight and wisdom in a colorful way.  His “Modern Man” routine is the greatest bit on wordplay I’ve ever seen:

Here are 10 Great George Carlin Quotes to get inspired:

  1. “Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.”
  2. “Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?”
  3. “I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”
  4. “‘One thing leads to another?’ Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.”
  5. “Property is theft. Nobody ‘owns’ anything. When you die, it all stays here.”
  6. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
  7. “Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.”
  8. “Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.”
  9. “Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
  10. “The status quo sucks.”

For even more great quotes, check out 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes.

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by Drew on August 31, 2009 in Learn with Humor

Bill Cosby is one of the great comedians of our time and has passed down some great wisdom over the years.  Any time I have to go to the dentist, I think of his legendary take on the experience:

Here are 10 Great Bill Cosby Quotes, the sit-down comic himself:

  1. “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
  2. “Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
  3. “I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
  4. “People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.”
  5. “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”
  6. “The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.”
  7. “The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.”
  8. “There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.”
  9. “Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.”
  10. “Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.”

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by Drew on May 12, 2009 in Learn with Humor
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Unlike the corporate world, the realm of stand-up comedy is less structured and requires more personal discipline to be productive. There is no boss to assign you something to do, and there’s no one looking over your shoulder making sure you do your work. And while some comedians are blessed with the ability to just “be funny,” many others spend years perfecting both their craft and their work habits–Jerry Seinfeld being a perfect example.

While you may never need to step on a stage to make a room full of strangers laugh, you do need to get things done. Here are 5 tips from the stand-up comedy world to make you more productive.

1. Write Everything Down

“Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that’s funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen’s too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny.”Mitch Hedburg

Stand-up comedians are notorious for having jokes written down on napkins, envelopes, or backs of receipts. It’s not because comedians hate notebooks or lined paper, but because comedians know that inspiration can strike at any time. It’s so easy to get distracted by something else and lose that idea forever, unless we write it down.

The same is true for every type of work–great ideas or new items to add to your task list can pop in your mind at any time.  Getting these ideas off your mind and into your note capturing device ensures it won’t be forgotten and frees you to think about other things.  This is one the keys to David Allen’s Getting Things Done system (he calls it the “Collection Habit”).

You can save yourself the time from searching for something to write on by always carrying a note-taking device such as a small pen and pad, a voice recorder, or a phone you can takes on. Most comedians have archives of notepads full of ideas–some that make them famous (such as George Carlin’s 7 Words you can’t say on TV) and others that don’t quite make it. But the key is they have them recorded to be reviewed and expanded or discarded later.

2. Break Projects into Smaller Tasks

As a nationally touring comedian, you’ll have anywhere between 45 minutes to 2 hours worth of material. But no comedian started out writing a 2-hour show.

When you first get started in stand-up, you are generally performing 5-minutes at a time. As you improve and get bigger and bigger shows, you naturally build up to having a 45-minute show.

Whenever we start a new project, such as writing a book or implementing a new system at work, the end goal can be intimidating. But if you break your project into “5-minute sets” or smaller tasks, the project becomes more manageable. Then, as you complete each task, you’ll be closer and closer to your 45-minute set.

3. Do Your Time

If you ask any professional comedian what the key to success is, they’ll tell you it’s getting on stage as often as possible. The idea is simple–the more you perform, the more you’ll work on your material, hone your craft, and improve your performance. But there’s a tendency among comedians to spend most of their time watching or reading about how to become better.

And while this certainly is advisable when first starting out, it often becomes an excuse for not doing the work, a cleverly disguised form of procrastination. It’s also the least effective way of learning or improving.

“Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail.”Luciano Pavarotti

Watching other comedians perform will help, but it doesn’t replace actually getting on stage. The same is true for any project. That doesn’t mean working long hours toiling away, but it does mean doing something. If you’re remodeling your kitchen, you can find inspiration by looking through renovation magazines, but you won’t be any closer to your goal until you actually take action.

Get on stage, do your time, and get stuff done.

4. Get Feedback

Comedians live and die by the laughter and responses they evoke from the audience. If a joke consistently elicits a huge guffaw from the audience, a comedian knows it works and will continue to do it and write more jokes like it. If the joke results in silence, it’s clear something needs to change.

This immediate feedback is invaluable as a performer, and in any project. Stopping to ask for ways to improve a presentation or what went well in a particular meeting can guide you in finding what works and what doesn’t. Then you can start working on the right things–working smarter and not harder.

One key thing to note is that feedback doesn’t just have to come from other people. Comedians record their performances all the time so they can go back to evaluate a performance. Checking in with yourself periodically or tracking your daily progress can help you find what it is that makes you productive.

5. Plan to Improvise

Most comedians make a set-list before every show of all the jokes they are going to tell–essentially a task list for the stage. This list is crucial to being succinct and clear, and is the equivalent to having a well-oiled GTD system for to do items.

The problem is that things don’t always go according to plan, and the skillful comedian is able to improvise when necessary or when an opportunity arises. An unusual answer to a normal question or a beligerant heckler can be great launching points for a comedian to improvise a hilarious bit on the spot.

In the real world the same is equally true. While we may have a great 5-year plan of what we are going to do, sometimes it’s necessary to sieze an opportunity and go off script. This mentality and comfort in improvising when need be can lead to life changing events and improved productivity in a direction you never imagined.

“I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it. The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances, gets on.”Samuel Goldwyn

Standing Up for Productivity

Stand-up comedy may not be rocket science or even project management, but the craft calls for and creates a valuable set of skills. These same skills, when applied to work and personal goals and challenges, can improve productivity and help you get things done. So take a page from the comedy world and start using these tips today–turn this information in to knowledge.  After all,

“There’s a difference between information and knowledge.  It’s the difference between Christy Turlington’s phone number and Christy Turlington.”PJ O’Rourke

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by Drew on March 24, 2009 in Learn with Humor

The most important part of any stand-up set is the first 30 seconds.  It is in that small time frame that an audience decides if you are: funny, potentially funny, or not funny at all.  If they decide you’re funny, you have them on your side the rest of your set.  If they think you might be funny, but they aren’t sure yet, you have another 30 seconds to prove you are.  If they don’t think you’re funny, then you are unlikely to change their mind by the end of your set, regardless of how well you do.

Those first 30 seconds are just like the first 30 seconds (maybe a little more grace here, let’s say minute or two) of any recommendation or proposal you give at work.  Many know this concept as “headnodding”–get people in agreement early on (make them realize you’re funny), and they are much more likely to agree with you later.

It seems pretty obvious that you would want to start off on a good foot, but how do you do that?  Well in comedy, it’s all about relating to the audience right off the bat, and avoiding anything that might cause people to disagree with your view points.  Often a good introduction relates to something the entire audience can be a part of (such as a joke about the city, something a previous comic said, or the ridiculousness of your own voice…)  This starts the “headnodding” (“You’re right, he does sound a bit like Fran Drescher’).

So how does that apply to business?  Does that mean you should start your next presentation off with some self-deprecating humor?  Not necessarily (though comedy is under-utilized here in the workplace).  What it does mean is that you want to start off any presentation establishing that you are all on common ground.  If you are proposing a solution to a problem or “opportunity,” confirm with the audience that you all agree that there is, in fact, a problem, and you agree what it is.

As simple and easy as it sounds, it’s surprising how many people will start off a recommendation with something not everyone agrees with–often times it only coming down to something as simple as word choice.  And the easiest way to avoid this is to start your recommendation with facts, not opinions.  By stating the facts of the situation (sales are down, the budget is cut, your voice is distinctly different), everyone is on board.

Then, once they’ve settled in and have already been nodding along (not nodding off) to the facts, you transition into the more controversial stuff (controversial meaning where you may not have alignment yet, aka your recommendation, not your thoughts on on Roe vs Wade).  Now that they’ve all laughed about your voice, you can hit them with something that they may not agree with (politics, views on drinking, stance on religion), but they will be open to listening to.  And if you’ve done your homework, and truly offering a great “solution,” the “laughs” will come.

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End Meetings On Time With Some Stand-Up Techniques

March 17, 2009

One of the cardinal rules of stand-up comedy is to never go over your time.  If you are told you’ve got 5 minutes, then you have 5 minutes.  Not 7 minutes, not 6, not even 5 1/2–it means you have 300 seconds. So naturally I’ve become accustomed to people respecting that… but that doesn’t always [...]

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Deliver Stand-Out Innovation with this Stand-Up Technique

January 13, 2009

Looking to innovate holistically, quickly, and in a way that actually pleases your customers?  Take a bit from stand-up comedy and keep getting on stage (in front of your customer) to refine your act (product). Stand-Up Innovation Many great comedians have said that the best (and perhaps only) way to get better as a stand-up [...]

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