Steven Wright Quote on Time

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.” – Albert Einstein

“Visits always give pleasure–if not the arrival, the departure.” – Portuguese proverb

“When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.” – Thomas Szasz

“That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.” – James K. Feibleman

“He that is good with a hammer tends to think everything is a nail.” – Abraham Maslow

“You can do anything, but not everything.” – David Allen

“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.” – Margaret Thatcher

“Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.” – John Andrew Holmes

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.” – Oscar Wilde

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln