Every now and then there’s days where you just don’t want to work at all. Here’s a list of excuses you can try (results may vary):
- My dog ate my Blackberry and I didn’t know what day it was.
- There was a spider in my bathroom so I couldn’t get dressed.
- My mom didn’t wake me up again
- I think I am pregnant.
(from Excuses for Calling in Sick)