Amusing Excuses for Being Late to Work

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Here are some of the most outrageous excuses for being late to work, from Careerbuilder.com:

  1. My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.
  2. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
  3. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.
  4. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.
  5. I had to go to bingo.

(via Excuses for Calling in Sick)

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